Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
puppies are touchable happiness
I don’t understand why people aren’t interested in Astronomy.
You can look up into the night sky and see a fucking galaxy with your naked eye. You can see cosmic structures that are millions of light years across and if you don’t think that’s the coolest fucking shit then I don’t know what to tell you.
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
Nope, not ever.
*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?
looking in mirrors in the middle of the night is the scariest shit and if i can avoid it i will
dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut
i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time